Polyglot Aficionado Pillows

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

Jack in the Box

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Orator translates in many languages.

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

Whack A Soul.

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

Snowman and his pc.

"I speak four languages: English, Spanish, French and academic jargon."

'Let's hear you talk the talk... can you say 'No' in Spanish, Russian, French, German, Chinese, Thai...?'

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'

Communication issues.

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

Advanced Russian - Beginning Finnish

"Richard has always had a gift for languages."

Bilingual

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

'That girl speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any of them!'

"Yes, one of my husbands IS an imposter, but one can get stains out of the carpet and the other can bake, so it all works out."

"Yes, I know I've already asked you these questions. But, if I don't poll five people an hour, I could lose my job!"

Polling before elections

"Hands up all those who know what language we speak."

"Wow! Your dad knows a third language?"

'I just sold 50 gallons of blood to buy new hunting equipment. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'

"I spent six months listening to your tapes trying to learn Spanish, and now I find out it was Serbo-Croatian."

Among the Trumpenproles

Polyamory Breakups

You said never play anything you can't spell!