Sports Polyglot Pillows

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"I speak four languages: English, Spanish, French and academic jargon."

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

Snowman and his pc.

'Let's hear you talk the talk... can you say 'No' in Spanish, Russian, French, German, Chinese, Thai...?'

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

Communication issues.

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

Soccer wins more attention than baseball in Cuba

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

Mixing Baseball and Football

Advanced Russian - Beginning Finnish

Seasonal Overlap.

Yep. Ed's a man for all seasons: Baseball, Basketball, Football and Hockey.

"Richard has always had a gift for languages."

Bilingual

'That girl speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any of them!'

'Thanks to Rosetta Stone, I can ask a hooker if she's a cop in three different languages.'

"Hands up all those who know what language we speak."

"I spent six months listening to your tapes trying to learn Spanish, and now I find out it was Serbo-Croatian."