Polyglot In Training Pillows

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

'But, I'm not fishing. I'm just teaching my pet maggot how to swim.'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"I speak four languages: English, Spanish, French and academic jargon."

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

Snowman and his pc.

'Let's hear you talk the talk... can you say 'No' in Spanish, Russian, French, German, Chinese, Thai...?'

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'

"We don't need to push down on the pedal QUITE so hard, Petunia."

Communication issues.

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

Advanced Russian - Beginning Finnish

"Richard has always had a gift for languages."

Bilingual

Bagpipe Training School - "Next time don't suck so hard."

"You just march right back in there and keep marching around and around until he sees you're good enough to put back in the marching band."

'That girl speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any of them!'

"Hands up all those who know what language we speak."

"Congratulations - you may already be King!"

"I spent six months listening to your tapes trying to learn Spanish, and now I find out it was Serbo-Croatian."