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Polyamory Breakups

"Yes, one of my husbands IS an imposter, but one can get stains out of the carpet and the other can bake, so it all works out."

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

Orator translates in many languages.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'Harriet just became a senior, but she's an oldie, but goodie.'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

'Sorry darling, I'm too tired to lift you onto your pedestal tonight.'

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

Quantum Breakup

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

"Every night when I go home my wife whispers those three little words, 'wipe your feet'."

'Sorry, my wife can't take your call at the moment. This is her answer phone.'

'Will this be a never-ending romance, David?'

Polar Bear Play.

'How would like my resume? Slides, internet, webinar, 4 color glossy brochure, classic hardcopy, interpretive dance?'

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'

'Oh, yeah! I've forgotten more about aniomic polymerization in molecular adsorbates...than you'll ever know.'

"I think it's called a puddle."

Eskimo finds directions board.

"Now, maybe you'll see why I want the thermostat kept below 32 degrees."

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

"Your husband is critical."

Fist bumps in other languages

'Still Snow!'

'...aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

"This is the North Pole. You want the South Pole."

"Must've left the electric blanket on...!"