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"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

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"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

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I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

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"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

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"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

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'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

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'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

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"My aloofness is a mask."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

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'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

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"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

"You never tell me you love me." "I told ya' once. I'll let you know if anything changes."