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"Honey, I know I agreed to an open marriage, but maybe we could close it just a smidge."

"This will be hilarious!"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

Letter writing lady.

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

Real Estate Personals

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

Tasty.

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

Orator translates in many languages.

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

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"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Mrs. Almighty.

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

Tunnel of Life and Love

Wait

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

"You never tell me you love me." "I told ya' once. I'll let you know if anything changes."