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"Honey, I know I agreed to an open marriage, but maybe we could close it just a smidge."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"This will be hilarious!"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

Letter writing lady.

"OK, now what?"

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

Tasty.

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

Real Estate Personals

Orator translates in many languages.

Single men in Tahiti

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"My aloofness is a mask."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

Mrs. Almighty.

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Tunnel of Life and Love

"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

"You never tell me you love me." "I told ya' once. I'll let you know if anything changes."

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

"If I were a car, you could find the words."