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"Hands up all those who know what language we speak."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

Orator translates in many languages.

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

"I speak four languages: English, Spanish, French and academic jargon."

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

Snowman and his pc.

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

'Let's hear you talk the talk... can you say 'No' in Spanish, Russian, French, German, Chinese, Thai...?'

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

"Your poll results on't look good. You're trailing 'statistically insignificant'."

Communication issues.

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

Chère Maman

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

'In your opinion, who was the worst U.S. president since W.W.II...?'

Put us down as decidedly and definitely more positive than "maybe" but probably something not quite so strong as "perhaps."

Fist bumps in other languages

Advanced Russian - Beginning Finnish

Bilingual

"...So we arrived at 'Enjoy in whatever way you see fit this particular time of year'..."

'Annual we love our homeland but we'd rather live here parade'

I'm a multi media person...I watch everything.

"Richard has always had a gift for languages."

"I want to 'tell it like it is' to my supporters, but what do they want to hear?"

"We adopted her in China, and we're having her raised there, too,"