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"I speak four languages: English, Spanish, French and academic jargon."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

Orator translates in many languages.

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Snowman and his pc.

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

'Let's hear you talk the talk... can you say 'No' in Spanish, Russian, French, German, Chinese, Thai...?'

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'

"Your poll results on't look good. You're trailing 'statistically insignificant'."

Communication issues.

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

Put us down as decidedly and definitely more positive than "maybe" but probably something not quite so strong as "perhaps."

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

Three Little Pigs and the Karate Wolf.

"Is it the slime?"

'In your opinion, who was the worst U.S. president since W.W.II...?'

Advanced Russian - Beginning Finnish

Does the hunter really always win and the bison lost like that? No -- It's just a cost of media bias.

"Richard has always had a gift for languages."

"We've gotten the poll results. We've crunched the numbers. We've adjusted for margin of error. He's got to shoot more ducks."

Bilingual

"I want to 'tell it like it is' to my supporters, but what do they want to hear?"

'Excuse me, Sir - I wonder if you'd mind helping me with a survey....?'

Listen Shorty, you're directly implicated.

"I'm from Walker's incredibly cheap polling service with a possible error of plus or minus 100%."

Margaret took to market research work like a natural.