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'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

A Puppet Named Juan

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

Dead Funny

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Paranormal A-Z...

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'He does.'

Astral Projection

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Zombies.

Fish snorkling above water.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Check zombies.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Punkins

Zombie pet tricks.

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"Nice haircut."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.