Poltergeist Lover T-Shirts

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"What's a patent?"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Tina Turner

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Monster Baseball

Frankenstein's Ancestry

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Penguin suit fitting.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Are you cold dear?"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Regular or decapitated?'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Vampire Bat

"So much for that vintage!"

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.