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'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

Tina Turner

Robbie Williams

Anna Calvi

George Michael

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

The last song before the party exploded.

Gremlins 47

Ray Davies

Elton John

Robbie Williams

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Time Machine Collision.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Elton John

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

Justin Timberlake

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Madonna.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Peter Gabriel

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

Imagine Dragons

Geri Halliwell.

Adam Levine

A 60's pop group

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

ABBA

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'