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"I'm afraid it's chronic. And in case you need a second opinion, I brought in Dr. Sock."

"Do my lips move when you talk or vice versa?"

'Your Honor, please instruct the puppet to remain silent...'

"Just once I'd like to be cast in a serious puppet role, something like pinocchio..."

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

'Ventriloquism for dummies.'

In a way, she was relieved. At least it wasn't another woman.

'Is your Gordon still not talking to you Mavis?'

'Your money or I'll drill!'

Ventriloquists dummy

Two puppeteers drunk and passed out while their puppets keep going

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

"Sooty says we're nostolgia"

'These krill seem awfully surprised to see us Gepetto.'

'Okay I think you've had enough!'

'I'm afraid you have dry rot.'

Ventriloquist's Gottle Gank

Boarding School

"No Bluetooth. They're Marionettes. They're supposed to have wires."

"People would respect me more if I was a Muppet."

"Welcome aboard, folks. Little Lieutenant Mack and I have everything under control this morning."

"For the last time - on this referendum you've got one vote like anybody else!"

You say your hand puppet is a philosopher? Yeah, "Sock-ra-tes."

"Smoked hickory muppet jerky."

"Which one?"

"You're absolutely certain you want to convert?"

"And so, by the ventriloquism powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife."

Kick-Me Elmo.

Geppetto taught Pinocchio the value of dental hygiene --- Although flossing continued to be a challenge.

We have ways of making you talk.

Hey, I'm not the one on trial here!

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

"Jerk! They know me here!!"

"You just keep him away from my kid, okay?"

"So, hey, what do you think, Little Willy―is this guy guilty or not?"