Poltergeist Lover Gifts

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"What's a patent?"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Tina Turner

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Penguin suit fitting.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

Monster Baseball

"Are you cold dear?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'Regular or decapitated?'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"So much for that vintage!"

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."