Puppet Show Lover Gifts

Putin and Medvedev

Grinder's lot

Extreme Puppetry

1950/2005.

"I really like you, but you come with too many strings attached..."

"You sock!!"

'This is the way to do it.'

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

Puppet Show for Octopuses

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Paunch and Judy.

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Not another celebrity memoir ..."

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Ventriloquist Grave

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."