Puppetry Lover Gifts

Puppetry for the damned.

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'He does.'

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

And now, for a rebuttal.

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

Pubertry

"She said don't forget the straw."

'Are you hiding something from me? Is there someone else?'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'