Poltergeist Enthusiast Pillows

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

A Puppet Named Juan

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Paranormal A-Z...

Dead Funny

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'He does.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Fish snorkling above water.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Check zombies.

"Nice haircut."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

"Get a tomb!"

Punkins