Politics Pun Aficionado Pillows

Illegal Booty

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

Sir Winston Churchill

"Who's got the hammer?"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Political convention

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Sailor in Car.

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Bangers and Mash

"1-1"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Motorherd

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

British Prime Minister

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Roe v. Wade

Arizona In Black

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

DUNVOTIN

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"