Politics Pun Aficionado Gifts

Illegal Booty

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

Sir Winston Churchill

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Who's got the hammer?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Satya Nutella

Political convention

Sailor in Car.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"1-1"

Motorherd

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Bangers and Mash

That's What Happens

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Arizona In Black

Trump

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

British Prime Minister

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

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