Political Pun Fan Gifts

Big Winners winners in the 2020 election...

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Trump! The Musical

Putin and Zelensky

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Official Fight Cards

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

AstraZeneca Vaccine vs Sputnik V

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Anywhere but here

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

"The enemy of the people!"

"Sire, they also want dental."

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Democracy in Europe

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

"Inactivists"