Pole Climber Gifts

Bear Climbs a Pole in the Zoo

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Pole Star

'Here we go again...'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Leap Frog

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

'No Trespissing'

' Love and pole vault'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

"Could you keep still?"

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

'This pole dancing is fun.'

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

'Polevault envy'.

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

North Pole Dances