Polar Sports Buff Gifts

'Where is your sportive spirit?'

Golfing Boss

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Arch of Triumph Save

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

Cutting round an igloo...

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

'What's he on?'

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness