Polar Fanatics Gifts

'See, I just unzip my polar fleece when it's really hot.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Telekinetics on strike...

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

Cutting round an igloo...

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

'California: Here I come!'

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."

"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."

'You're retaining water.'

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

Polar Bear Play.

'Why, it's Admiral Byrd! Calling from little America.'

Penguins Hitching on Sled

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'