Polar Fanatics T-Shirts

'See, I just unzip my polar fleece when it's really hot.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Telekinetics on strike...

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

'California: Here I come!'

Cutting round an igloo...

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."

'Why, it's Admiral Byrd! Calling from little America.'

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

Polar Bear Play.

Penguins Hitching on Sled

"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."