Polar Passion T-Shirts

'California: Here I come!'

'The fish are so eager here, they cut the hole in the ice!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Purple dress

Dog Igloo.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Football fan

'Mush, mush, mush.'

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

Polar Bear Desert Island

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

Cutting round an igloo...

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

Honey, wake up

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

'Cryonics Kit'

Deep Snow All Around

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

'It appears that Umchuk is going on a cruise.'

Penguins Hitching on Sled

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

Polar Bear Play.