Polar Opposites Fan Gifts

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Your place or mine?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

Gym/Tan/Donut

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

Cutting round an igloo...

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

'California: Here I come!'

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

"If only the men could see my fun side."

Polar Bear Play.

"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."

Penguins Hitching on Sled

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

'Why, it's Admiral Byrd! Calling from little America.'

Polar Bears Bowling.

"I told you not to get central heating."