Polar Opposites Fan Gifts

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Gym/Tan/Donut

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

'California: Here I come!'

Cutting round an igloo...

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

'Why, it's Admiral Byrd! Calling from little America.'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Penguins Hitching on Sled

"If only the men could see my fun side."

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

Polar Bear Play.

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

"I think it's called a puddle."

"I told you not to get central heating."