Funny Juxtaposition Fans Gifts

"If only the men could see my fun side."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

Scuba Skater

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

'Sorry. We have no senor discount.'

Piano tuner with an assistant.

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

Smokin' In the Toys Room

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

"Then that lady next to me on the bus must be on her way to the hospital with my loose meat sandwich."

Assassin/Cartoonist

DESIRE: THE PRODUCT LINE.

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

"Oh, BUDDHIST camp. Our bad, Cap'n."

Santa and a Robber

Honey Trappist

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

"Mum, dad . . . I'm Homosapiens."

'How are the hemorrhoids today, bad?'

Cyclists with a pollution guard on having a cigarette

"...They look more like Albert's."