Pokemon Pouncer Gifts

"I could see him in the distance stalking and pouncing: I was so proud! Then it clicked: he was actually chasing pokemons!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Pokemon Get Lost

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

After party at the spill club.

You have had enough

'Every pacemaker recipient is required to carry jumper cables...'

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

Bouncer.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'