Pokemon Pouncer Pillows

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

You have had enough

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

After party at the spill club.

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Bouncer.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Not too serious just a couple of particles collided.'

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!