Pointillism Gifts

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Cow cartooning block.

Pop Up Pointillism.

Muhammad Dali...

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

"I have bad news, but it's in bullet points!"

Self-Portrait

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

Writing

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

"You have a nasty case of 'A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte' by Georges Seurat."

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

She's a spoiled brat --- She always gets the benefit of the pout.

I brought two #1 pencils.

'Thinker's drinker.'

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'I didn't feel answers were necessary. All the questions seemed rhetorical.'

"Sometimes I unwind too fast, and it makes me a little dizzy."

"They say a rescue is out of the question, but they might be able to give us some points."

'We'd like to go to a country not under threat of US attack for having a nuclear weapons program.'

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

Fortunately for Rollo, Enid did not distract him from his highly sensitive work.

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Miss- my pencil's unleaded!"

'Our credit card company is offering rewards points for spending more than we earn.'

'Special pencil'

'-it was an attractive young lady collecting for the new acupuncture Unit.'

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