Pointillism Admirer Gifts

Pop Up Pointillism.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Rodin's THE FEELER

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Vincent Van Goat.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

George Papandreou.

The Thinker and the Doer.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Monet in the '90s.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Alberto Giacometti.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"The last doggy bag."

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"I call it angle-poise"

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

"It's obviously an original."

A Night In the Art Gallery

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'