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Pop Up Pointillism.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Vincent Van Goat.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

George Papandreou.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Monet in the '90s.

"The last doggy bag."

A Night In the Art Gallery

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Alberto Giacometti.

Stonehens

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"I call it angle-poise"

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"It's obviously an original."

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'