Satirical Art Admirer T-Shirts

'In lieu of being on an electronic tether, my client asks if he can take a 'selfie' each day...'

Partners in Suicide

'Sue Ellen, that was the brilliant idea you had to team up with a cosmetic surgeon.'

"It's that bloody lighthouse family."

A businessman buys an umbrella from a street vendor.

Heavenly Gates: Masks Required

"I don't believe in religion, but I'm in awe of it. Scribble some stories, fabricate a few relics, exploit people's fears... What do you get?... Money... Power... ...And all the children you'd care to molest."

Finally a snowball with guts.

Phone-Henge

'We'd love to help...but so many other calls on the public purse!'

'Here's my plan. First we blind them with moral righteousness...'

GPs weighed down by bureacracy

'You're in luck, I do have change of a ?50.00 note!'

The balloon which held up the generals medals collection

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

'Trevor and Sheila are testing the new mistletoe I bought yesterday.'

Broadband developments

'You! What are you doing January 12?'

"In light of the recent normalization of so much abhorrent speech and behavior, the defendant respectfully enters a plea of "Seriously?" to the crimes he's charged with!"

'It's from America - They want to borrow money.'

Middle america gives the world the finger

British Patent (applied for) The Outflanking Machine for Turning Movements

Conservatives Make Meagre Offerings of Reform

Devil's Fireplace

I forgot my phone at the hotel. How do I get to the planetarium? That depends on how much it's worth to you. What? What do you mean? Do you want the long way or the short way? Do you want the safe way through the cobblestone paths of Lily Pad Meadow … or do you want the treacherous way over the frigid Reaper Mountain Pass? Do you seriously expect me to pay for directions? Is that a serious question? This is America, where we have an obligation to turn a profit on every interaction, unless we're

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Republican Rappers

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

Loan Alley

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.