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Russia Attempts to Woo Italy from the Triple Alliance

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Czarcasm

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Loan Alley

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Convenience.

Had enough of the box.

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

The Origin of Creationism

"A haand gel...!?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

The Death Of Venus

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Hot cross buns

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

Earth and the Coronavirus

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."