Art And Satire Admirer Mugs

Russia Attempts to Woo Italy from the Triple Alliance

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Loan Alley

Czarcasm

Convenience.

Had enough of the box.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"A haand gel...!?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

The Origin of Creationism

The Death Of Venus

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Hot cross buns

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'