Playwright Ponderer Gifts

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'I have problems following my wife's plot lines.'

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Writer

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

Mega Studios. Ideas for new movies dept. Stop goofing off and watch some television!

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

James Russell Lowell

Ode to Nature.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Sometimes I wonder where I'd be if I'd crossed the road less traveled.

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

"I want my job back."

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'