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"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'I have problems following my wife's plot lines.'

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Writer

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Ode to Nature.

James Russell Lowell

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

"I want my job back."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.