Playful Work Environment Gifts

'This is a very romantic place to work in don't you think?'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

HR - Helping Relationships

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

The suggestion box.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

You are here.

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

Working Environment

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"That's when we put those expensive organic snacks in the vending machines."

'Gesundheite!'