Workplace Fun Enthusiast Gifts

When we said we wanted to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

'These are job perks.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

Indecision and Outrage Trays

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Earl suspends his disbelief.

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

Office zombie.

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."