Fun At Work Enthusiast Gifts

Tom would go to almost any length to liven up a dull meeting.

'You'll find this a fun place to work.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'These are job perks.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

Earl suspends his disbelief.

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

'Surely you can manage on your salary!'

Office zombie.

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'