Fun At Work Fan Gifts

Hokey Kokey Association.

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'Gesundheite!'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

"Here's the feasibility study you wanted, Chief."

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"Julie...would you cancel my 4 o'clock please...?"

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

'The boss is just a carrier - he doesn't get panic attacks, he just gives panic attacks!'

Welcome to our meeting!

'I need you to start thinking outside the imaginary box.'

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

"Remember when they just pinned a 'kick me' sign on your back?"

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

Rabbit ears behind boss

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

'You'll find this a fun place to work.'

'My Christmas bonus.'

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

The boss is world famous for his profound analysis of human nature, but to work here all you need to know one grunt is yes and two is no.

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

"All right, everybody, recess is over!"