Fun At Work Gifts

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Welcome to our meeting!

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Note to managers: No more face-painting Fridays."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

It's not as bad today as it was yesterday party.

"Gary, are you taking a lunch break already?"

Business Slides.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Gesundheite!'

"Remember when they just pinned a 'kick me' sign on your back?"

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

'I need you to start thinking outside the imaginary box.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

'Your positive review is at risk.'