Workplace Fun Gifts

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

Kick me.

'Personnel said I should see you about getting into the office pool.'

"All right, everybody, recess is over!"

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

'I need you to start thinking outside the imaginary box.'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Machine offers to pat head, pinch cheek or slap back.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Rabbit ears behind boss

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

"I won't be able to do any work today because I forgot to wear my special accounting socks."

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

"What's wrong, Joey? You're whistling. You never whistle."

"Hey, Bob, come on out here, this guy in accounting has nine coffee cups stacked in a pyramid!"

I've refiled all your letters under L.

'My Christmas bonus.'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

Fun office atmosphere.

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

You have to admit he brings a certain 'jole de vivre' to the office!

Cleaner with Mistletoe.

Woman coming in an office chair gives you thumbs up

"He loves that little bit of ceremony when he promotes someone."

"Rudy, I'd like you to organize the annual company retreat."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."