Fun At The Office Gifts

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

I've refiled all your letters under L.

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

'Gesundheite!'

Welcome to our meeting!

'I need you to start thinking outside the imaginary box.'

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

Rabbit ears behind boss