Fun At Work Enthusiast Mugs

Tom would go to almost any length to liven up a dull meeting.

'You'll find this a fun place to work.'

Frustrated by Charlene's frequent disappearances from the office, Mr. Hembley devised an effective solution.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'These are job perks.'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

Earl suspends his disbelief.

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Office zombie.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

'Surely you can manage on your salary!'