Fun At Work Aficionado Mugs

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

'Yeah, I know it's a plastic carrot: I wanted a low-maintenance system...'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"The boss said this meeting's about taking us back to our origins!"

'Gesundheite!'

'Money can't buy happiness, Sims, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you a bottle of prozac.'

Welcome to our meeting!

That's a great suggestion, Harris, unfortunately I'm not open to suggestions right now.

"May I introduce Mr Thorogood from Steadfast Consultancy. If you have any problems in your departments, he's the one to blame."

"Remember when they just pinned a 'kick me' sign on your back?"

'Your positive review is at risk.'

"You're hired! We need someone like you to encourage humor in the workplace."

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

'John, I like your style, and I'll be honest, I see a lot of you in me.'

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

Dog has In and Out Flaps on Desk.

'You'll find this a fun place to work.'

'There are two kinds of people, Harris. Those that KISS butt and those that KICK butt.'

Elf of the Month

Party games.

"To paraphrase the late President Kennedy, Smithson: Ask not what Consol