Workplace Fun Enthusiast Pillows

When we said we wanted to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'These are job perks.'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

Earl suspends his disbelief.

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

Office zombie.

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

I've refiled all your letters under L.