Workplace Fun Lover Pillows

What's his name?

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

Businessman: 'We're like one big family here, because of all the nepotism.'

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

"According to your brain scan, you just don't want to go back to work."

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

Two doctors holding hands

'Our goal is for you to successfully transition to your new job before retirement age.'

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

"Ziegler, I'm transferring you out of the energy commission!"

'So this is the company's new mission statement.'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

'Before I show you where you'll be working, let me just say that some companies use money as an incentive. I use Vito here.'

"We will of course keep you fully uninformed."

"Well yes, you're a worker, but I think we can both agree that you're not a hard worker now, can't we?"

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'The bad news, Pomeroy, is tht we're giving your job to your secretary -- the good news is that she wants you to stay on as her secretary!'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"A few of the staff are still a little unsure of their roles in the company...so here's a quick recap."

'When you can spare a few minutes, Bromwell, I'd like to discuss those tranquilizers your doctor has you on.'

'Dig in.'

"Don't even think about it."

"I knew there would be a catch."

'Here's a job that sounds just like mine, oh-oh, it is mine.'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."