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What's his name?

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

Businessman: 'We're like one big family here, because of all the nepotism.'

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

"According to your brain scan, you just don't want to go back to work."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

Two doctors holding hands

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

'Our goal is for you to successfully transition to your new job before retirement age.'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

'So this is the company's new mission statement.'

"Ziegler, I'm transferring you out of the energy commission!"

'Before I show you where you'll be working, let me just say that some companies use money as an incentive. I use Vito here.'

"We will of course keep you fully uninformed."

'The bad news, Pomeroy, is tht we're giving your job to your secretary -- the good news is that she wants you to stay on as her secretary!'

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"Well yes, you're a worker, but I think we can both agree that you're not a hard worker now, can't we?"

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'When you can spare a few minutes, Bromwell, I'd like to discuss those tranquilizers your doctor has you on.'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"A few of the staff are still a little unsure of their roles in the company...so here's a quick recap."

"I knew there would be a catch."

'Dig in.'

Job Hunting in the Not-So-Great Depression

'Here's a job that sounds just like mine, oh-oh, it is mine.'

"Don't even think about it."