Quirky Work Environments Gifts

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

HR - Helping Relationships

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

The suggestion box.

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

You are here.

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

Free-range C.E.O.s

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

Self-Employment

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

"That's when we put those expensive organic snacks in the vending machines."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Sleeping at the computer.

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

"We're trying to create a caring, supportive environment. For money though, not people."

'Damn, I just love this new problem solving tool!'

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

"I already have a co-worker replacement."