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"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Technology and literature

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

"So obvious, there all the time"

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

Hoping to encourage readers to buy the hard copy of the paper, the Journal Times Herald, only printed every other word in its online edition.

'The Garrett Club'

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

"Yeah, but I detest subtitles."

"Hold up! No spoilers!"

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

The Joy of Procreational Sex

"It strayed too far from the video game."

Homerphobia

Digital FM - "I miss the old hiss and crackle!"